Well, our lords, ladies and leaders were never going to slum it again in a Northern European post-industrial city which is why they’re going to cop Sharm El Sheikh.
Glasgow may very well mean Dear Green Place but it’s not known as baking hot.
He’s a bit of a forgotten Commander in Chief but he is the US President who did get Black History Month… he brought it to the masses
Gerald Ford officially recognised the programme in 1976, the bicentenary of the USA.
When he called on the public to: ‘seize the opportunity to honour the too-often neglected accomplishments of Black Americans in every area of endeavour throughout our history.’
As an Irish-Scot it’s when I’m at my most conflicted when it comes to international sports, but when it comes to egg-chasing mine’s is increasingly an Irish rugby conversion.
My own native land is Scotland of course, and let me remind you I followed them as a schoolboy through thin and thin in the late 70s and reported on them in even thinner times in the early 90s.
And now while the same can’t be said for Ireland in a football sense, in rugby the Boys in Green are actually for the most part Irish.
As opposed to a Scotland side which is filled with players who have been discarded by New Zealand, Australia and worst of all England.
In fact we’ve even coined a name for the legion of South Africans who have rebranded themselves as Scottish… Springjocks.
All of which running around aimlessly brings me to the imminent Rugby World Cup in France next year when I will more than likely be waving my Tricolour instead of my Saltire.
Now if you want to put yourself in the safest travel hands then get on board my old Irish pals Cassidy Travel‘s deals for France RWC 2023.
Deal us in
Vive La France: Les Bleus
Cassidy’s packages include return flights, return airport transfers, hotel accommodation (unless it’s a day trip) and t tickets,
So, whether you want a quick day trip, a longer 2-3-7 night option or a bespoke tailor-made sport holiday then Cassidy have you covered.
Game on
Drum up support: Romania
So without further ado here are the matches you can be at, starting with the Romania mania.
Rugby World Cup 2023 – Ireland v Romania
Day Trip Package to Bordeaux!
9th September 2023
Don’t have time to stay? No problem at all! Make it a day trip!
Ireland meet the European runners-up in Bordeaux.
Package Includes:
Return flights
Return Airport Transfers
Match tickets
All from €599pp!
Rand old team
Rainbow nation: South African support in the townships
Bok your team, if your team is Ireland, against South Africa.
Rugby World Cup 2023 – Ireland v South Africa
2 Night Package to Paris!
23rd September 2023
The perfect two-night deal for rugby fans!
Package Includes:
Return flights from Dublin or Shannon
Return Airport Transfers
2 Nights in a 3* Hotel
Match tickets
All from €1099pp!
From Bok to Jock
Split loyalties: Ireland v Scotland
And one where any Irish-Scot can’t lose.
Rugby World Cup 2023 – Ireland v Scotland
2 Night Package!
7th October 2023
Two-night deal for you to enjoy one of the best
Rugby World Cup France 2023 events.
Package Includes:
Return flights
Return Airport Transfers
2 Nights in a 3* Hotel
Match tickets
All from €899pp!
Pieces of eight
Hakademic: The All Blacks’ Haka
Rugby World Cup 2023 – Quarter Finals!
Tickets to both matches included!
14th & 15th October 2023
Should they progress, Ireland will then meet the winners or runners-up of Pool A,
which includes France and New Zealand, at the Stade de France.
Package Includes:
Return flights
Return Airport Transfers
2 Nights in a 3* Hotel
Match tickets for Both Games
All from €1599pp!
And, of course, if Ireland beat the All Blacks (and everyone defeats them these days) they get to keep them!
So get your green out and support the Boys in France next year.
And that even includes Irish-Scots looking for a proper team to support… it’s an Irish rugby conversion.
And when I say I first laid eyes on Thandie, our tracker Hewurt does that for a living and brought us to see Mother and Children.
They’ll be three now and I bet they’re a handful… ‘appen I should pop around and see for myself.
Cool for cats… in the Eastern Cape, South Africa
My old pals at Hayes & Jarvis are my go-to people for bespoke long-haul adventures.
And they will be there from the very beginning with your personalised passport folder right through your vacation.
But don’t just take my word for it but I got my own video message from ‘African Queen’ Catherine after checking out their offer.
Two for the price of one
Stick your neck out: In Namibia
And because we’ll be in the vicinity anyway why not visit the neighbours?
And I had Namibia waved under my nose by my old pal Tony when he represented the south-west African country in Ireland.
H&J have a 16-day Namibia and South Africa holiday with a guide price of £5,199pp.
The highlights
Table’s set: Table Mountain
H&J have handily bullet pointed out some of the highlights for us.
*Look out for The Big Five on an exhilarating safari drive.
*Drive along the scenic Garden Route on your way to stunning Cape Town.
*Take a cable car up Table Mountain for views of Cape Town and Table Bay.
*Discover the tallest sand dunes in the world in the heart of the Namib Desert.
On the road
Hostess with mostest: With Rachel in SA
Right, it’s a self-drive holiday but firstly they advise you board an internal flight from Johannesburg to Kruger National Park.
Situated in Mpumalanga and covering 19,633 square kilometres, Kruger boasts over 100 mammals, over 500 bird species and more than 300 tree species.
It’s a spectacular spot for wildlife and nature lovers, with luxury lodges dotted throughout the park.
Travelling onwards to Port Elizabeth on the Eastern Cape via the Garden Route, you can uncover sandy beaches, great museums, galleries and excellent restaurants.
Before heading on to the iconic Cape Town.
H&J recommend the SA vineyards, the 600 million year old Table Mountain and Boulders Beach, home to the African penguins.
Wham bam Namibia
Stick it in the trunk: Self-drive
Right, what to do with the other 12 nights.
Take in ‘The Beauty Queen of South Africa’ at your ease.
Namibia’s capital Windhoek boasts a Zoo Park, castles and alluring restaurants, shopping and places to stay.
And for the adrenaline junkies, there’s exciting water sports and paragliding and kite surfing.
For a complete change of scene, strike out on a trek of the 1,600km Namib Desert and enjoy the red sand dunes of Sossuvlei.
The coastal town of Swakopmund is popular for walking tours, shopping and expanses of beach.
Lovely Cheetah: Thandie
And it’s an ideal stop-off before continuing on your way to Etosha National Park, close to the salt desert of Etosha Pan.
And we’re back to the wildlife and the elephants, rhinos, leopards and lions, prior to flying back home.
But all after I see my Thandie baby in South Africa.
For the day that’s in it when The Dutch Republic sold New Holland to Portugal in 1661 here’s Brasaleia and other sold countries.
No, you didn’t know the Dutch took 63 tonnes of gold from Portugal for what would become Brazil.
They had run the north-east part of the country we now know as Sambaland for 31 years before cashing in after a war.
The Dutch were the great merchants of their day and dealmakers.
And the best dealmaker of our day, and most famous living New Yorker, Donald Trump, would have approved of another deal.
Manhattan transfer
The art of the deal: With The Donald in New York
Dutch governor Peter Minuit bought Manhattan from the native Americans in 1621 for trinkets to the value of $24.
And when the Dutch relinquished it in 1674 to the English who rechristened it New York they got the rich sugar and cotton territory of Suriname in South America in return.
All of which would be a poor take on a weekend in a Las Vegas casino.
LA is my laddie: In Los Angeles
Ten million greenbacks got them southern Arizona and New Mexico from their neighbours five years later.
But they weren’t finished there and sealed the deal of all deals when they waved $7.2m under the Russian Bear’s nose in 1867 for Alaska.
And again that proved to be mere loose change compared with the oodles of money they’ve taken in oil since.
While the Americans have waved the chequebook more than anybody the British haven’t been slow in flashing cash either.
Rate Britain
Water island: Singapore
And at various stages they have bought bits of India and Africa from the Danes.
All of which makes you think Trump could have done a deal with them over Greenland.
While Singapore was purchased from Johor, a state in Malaysia, for $60,000 in 1824.
Scots bank it
Leg it to… the Isle of Man
Who would have thought too that the Scots were at it too long before any of them.
When they forked out 4,000 marks sterling and 100 mark annuity to the Norwegians for…
The Hebrides, Kintyre, islands off the Firth of Clyde and get this, the Isle of Man, from Norway in 1266.
It’s ironic then that the Scots were “bought and sold for English gold such a parcel of rogues in a nation” when they surrendered to the union with England which created Great Britain.
And which you can read all about in the excellent Price of Scotland from historian Douglas Watt.
All of which we’ll reflect on on this lazy Saturday afternoon… Brasaleia and other sold countries.
One thing led to another and after a brush with a snake charmer in the torrential rain I found myself back in the souk.
And behind a funeral procession of wailing Moroccans and a rather shoogly cart where the poor deid fella’s feet seemed to be attracting flies… or was that the cows.
Carpeted
Anyhoos, bursting for a wee (all that tea) I gave in to the constant traders’ hard sells and took up the invitation of a Turkish tea in a carpet shop.
The Scary One got a shock when a threadbare carpet arrived at Chez Murty with a rather expensive price tag days after I got back.
And it was more than a penny I spent there.
Just be careful is all I’m saying and although I did actually resist the carpet seller’s advances I might not have.
Go with experts is all I’m saying and that’s exactly what TD active Holidays are.
Fes of the heart
They are offering an east meets west seven-night guided holiday to Morocco.
They are flagging up year-round sunshine, medinas, cosmopolitan cities, sandy beaches, barren desserts, impressive mountain ranges, culture and tasty cuisine.
You’ll discover Morocco’s largest Mosque and ancient Roman ruins in Casablanca.
And savour regional flavours with an authentic cooking class led by a local chef in Fes where you can get one of those Tommy Cooper hats.