Robert Burns’s greatest creations Tam O’ Shanter and Soutar Johnny sit with their tankards in the Burns Monument Gardens.
Alongside them is a carved tabletop map of the world with mini-Burns statues depicting where the poet is celebrated.
On this his birthday it is worth considering that Burns is lauded by as vastly opposing cultures as America and in Russia.
Because he was an everyman, ‘a man’s a man for a’ that’ and all that.
Ode to the Caribbean
But also in the old countries of Empire.
My guys and Burns’ guys in Alloway
Burns, proud Scot though he was, had set his sights on the Caribbean.
And he had agreed to a position as a bookkeeper in Port Antonio in Jamaica.
You see Burns’s wild lifestyle was beginning to catch up with him.
A new start
A hard drinker, he was facing penury while he was impregnating women all over Scotland.
Robert Burns
Although there was one, Highland Mary, whom he wished to take to the Indies.
O sweet grows the lime and the orange, and the apple on the pine, but a’ the charms o’ the Indies, Can never equal thine – Will ye go to the Indies, my Mary
Only for his poetry to take off at home which made him change his mind.
And continue juggling his women.
All of which took its toll, of course, and he died, still beset by money worries, at just 36.
My bonnie lassie
Now if only there had been a digital work abroad scheme for Burns like we have today in the Caribbean.
Scots have left their mark all across the West Indies.
Scots in the Indies
The region of Scotland in Barbados being testament.
Glasgow Bar with owner Karl in Tobago
While any excuse to namecheck Glasgow Bar in Tobago.
Now for the day that’s in it, and your regular feature, Rainy Days and Songdays here’s a site with Burns in Jamaican patwa.
And check out this collaboration between Scots producer Kieran C Murray and Jamaican singerBrinathe 2015 Jamaica Sings Robert Burns.
Oh ye Jamaicans by name, lend an ear, lend an ear!
Now I’ve never been on Coconut Airways and I wasn’t off to see ma girlfriend Mary Jane… at least that’s what I told the Scary One and I’m sticking to that story.
And my go-to song when I’m out on the road is Willie Nelson’s standard… it’s my mission statement when I hit a pilgrimage, and my friend Aileeen Eglington’s Destination Anywhere radio show on Dublin South FM.
You’ll get plenty of time on your own when you’re on your Camino on your way to Santiago or your Via Francigena into Rome.
And watching the Scary One plant her pear trees in the drizzle for National Tree Week has sparked memories of where I’ve been out of my tree around the world.
Let’s hear it for the beardies… on Barbados
Beardy trees
Caribbean: The trees certainly caught the Portuguese mariners” eye when they landed in Barbados..
Not the golden beaches, interestingly (well they have their own) but their bearded Ficus citrifolia.
While we all visit the West Indies for its beaches we miss a lot if we ignore its heartland so you should go safari.
Where Dwayne will tear up the woodland in his Jeep and the bowed bearded trees will flick your face.
Eat one of those famous Tobagonian meals of fish which has just jumped out of the sea and macaroni in Jemma’s Treehouse.
And sleep it off in your own treehouse in Castara Retreats in a hammock naturally.
Tree si
Bergamo is a poplar destination
Italy: And my favourite is this much-loved straight up and down tree… it’s very poplar.
My good friend and an Irish Travel Writer of the Year into the bargain, Muriel Bolger, wrote beautifully for me on their appeal, on a trip I sent her on to Northern Italy.
Which I checked out for myself in Bergamo this past Autumn.
Angie, Angie , where will it lead us from here? – The Rolling Stones
Usually late for whoever, or wherever, we were meant to be in Barbados.
Angie Greaves popped up again over the weekend when I fell upon her radio show on Smooth FM.
Cheryl on the top: With Cheryl Carter
It’s been a couple of years since I last came across Angie, randomly, as a guest on Celebrity Pointless.
Where as I would have expected she scored a Pointless answer.
The Fun Five
Angie lit up our Barbados Crop Over trip along with the Fun Five of Extra Miley Kylie, Chippin’ Charlotte, Ab Fab, Laura Disorder and Hayley the Soca Blogger.
Angie, I christened Early Angie, for reaaons I will now explain.