Here’s something written in the heart of Denmark. Who’s to say if he once was an ugly duckling but the world flock to Copenhagen now because of Hans Christian Andersen?
I meet an old university pal Tom off my cruise ship.
No, not by The Little Mermaid which is some way out from Copenhagen’s main square, but by Andersen’s statue.
Red and white dynamite
Once upon a time we…
No, you don’t want to read our story but Andersen’s and Copenhagen’s which are, of course, so richly entwined.
Hans was an only child, schooled in Elsinore, yes that Elsinore made famous by a certain prince.
Hans across the water
But it was to the sophisticated capital of Denmark that he made his life.
As first an actor and then a prolific writer of salutary children’s and adult books.
He took up residence in Nyhavn which is the big hub of Copenhagen today and a magnet for tourists.
You can’t help feeling his fairytale world all around you in Copenhagen’s chocolate box buildings.
And as the Alt-Right tries to wage a Second American Revolution in the US a look at the revolutions we do need.
The air
United we atand
And clearly the challenge is carbon emissions where EasyJet can take a bow.
The budget airline topped a London School of Economics report in a top five which also includes Alaska Air, Qantas, my old friends at United who flew me to the Deep South and JetBlue.
The seas
Norway wood: In the Norwegian fjords
And high up for the haters in this Covid and Climate crisis are our cruise ships.
And at last they listened. To me, my English Canarian pal Mathew Hirtes and to the Tinerfinos and their cousins across the islands.
The Canaries are back on the UK exempt list, and I’m breaking out the Malmsey, the Canarian wine, much beloved by Shakespeare.
Part of the scenery: Jimmy, the Tinerfino
The Canaries, as I reported this week, have been returning rates of Covid infections way down on the UK.
And as Mathew has been telling us for months we’re safer over there than we would be here.
It’s also worth restating here how liberating this is for the Holiday Trinity that always infuses our sector… the holiday providers, the hosts and the holidaymaker.
And so without further ado…
Deal me in
My walking party
Jet2.com and Jet2Holidays, the UK’s largest operator to the Canaries, are recommencing flights.
To Tenerife, Gran Canaria, Lanzarote and Fuerteventura, from Friday from Glasgow and Edinburgh, Belfast and six other UK airports.
TUI holidaymakers haven’t seen the Canaries for 89 days but are already carrying their clients to Lanzarote and Fuerteventura.
There must be a plane waiting for me. And happen that my Tinerfino walking guide Eva is waiting for me to take me to Afur.
The holiday notes advise you wear flip-flops and you can walk around the Maldives island in just half an hour.
While if you run out of puff in the all-year round 30C heat you can pull up a lounger or have a dip in your own villa infinity pool.
All with a regulatory Strawberry Daiquiri, of course.
And again I know a man who is in Kuramathi right now… and another man in Ireland from Turkish Airlines who will get you there and look after your every need.
Denmark: And Mads Langer doesn’t let a small thing like lockdown make him down his mic.
Mads sold 500 tickets for a concert at Tangkrogen outside Aarhus, Denmark’s second city after Copenhagen.
The cars were rockin’ and rollin’!
Airport movies
Bringing some colour into our lives
Edinburgh Airport: And all of this drive-thrumania has been triggered by the news that my local airport Edinburgh is putting on a Halloween offering.
Drive-ins were always the stuff of James Dean movies (the first drive-in cinema was actually New Jersey, not LA).
You never forget your first time though and that for me was Toronto and a Bond movie, The Living Daylights. And while our first albums are usually embarrassing I’m happy with that choice.
Anyhoos back to Edinburgh. You’ll get Ghostbusters, Hocus Pocus, Coco, The Lost Boys, Jaws (not nearly as terrifying at Universal Studios Hollywood) and Halloween.
November brings us Back to the Future, Rocketman, Mamma Mia and more.
There’s entertainment galore, food and drink from local producers Cold Town Beer and Alandas plus DJ Captain Calverto will entertain you before each film with car discos. singalongs and quiz fun.
They’ve offered me (and I guess you too) the chance to win tickets.
And you might even see a plane flying overhead… and hopefully I’ll be on it.
We’d got off their revolutionary tender which moved up and down the side of the ship to take on the theme of the floor it attached to… the Eden lounge, the bar etc.
That’ll be Nassau then
And when we all got on the smaller boat for a spin out on the sea we saw the Bahamas in the distance which is where you’d be going on your shore excursion.
Now the Bahamas had come on to my radar years before of course when I dallied with a home-made career in Cocktail making and the Bahamas Breeze.
A tale of two Serenas
You don’t need me to tell you you’ll want dark rum, banana liqueur, apricot liqueur, coconut rum, grenadine syrup, honey, lemon juice and orange juice, pineapple juice and ice cubes.
And there are some tips on measures, although if you’re on a Royal Caribbean ship there’s no scrimping.
Bahamian queen: Serena Williams, left
The other Serena Willams
While back in the office in Dublin I felt that somebody was calling me to get me out to the Bahamas, although not any somebody you might expect.
Serena Williams called me one day to ask when I would be publishing an article I had sent a writer on.
And, yes, as her email makes capital out of it… No, not that one. She is, of course, a Bahamian smasher.
Love me tender
All this Bahamian fun is because my old friends at MSC have been in touch to tell us of their plans for 2021 which include
Their Escape to the Tropics offer where you’ll spend three nights in Miami .
Feast of Exen
And then four nights on board MSC Armonia en route to Nassau and the exclusive private island Ocean Cay MSC Mraine Reserve.
Prices for this cruise on May 3 start from €401pp for a four-night sailing based on two sharing a cabin, price includes a premium drinks package and service charge (gratuities).
Though there was a time on board the MSC Preziosa when it was particularly slippy because of the Norwegian rain.
Photo album
And she looked as if she might fall overboard. I very nearly caught her too!
So opening up the album here are my Frostie’s Favourites and some of her creativity has even rubbed off on me. See if you can spot which are hers and which are mine?
The fjords
Which one’s the troll?
And She was up every morning bright and early to capture Norway’s waterfalls, inlets and try to spot trolls.
There was one still sleeping off the previous night’s wine, in our MSC Preziosa cabin room.
Bitesize Hamburg
Walking on air in Copenhagen
And when She wasn’t putting her feet up in the beach bar in tbe Rieperbahn she was snapping life around the port.
Amsterdam by George
Can I be trusted on a bike? In Amsterdam
And sometimes we make a rod for our own back because after staying at the Dylan Amsterdam where George and Amal stay then everywhere else is a disappointment.
Heart and Soll
White delight: In Soll
I fell for you Heart and Soll as Cole Porter sang. And while I was falling down the slopes She was getting the ski boots off and capturing the SkiWelt Wilder Kaiser.
The power of Powerscourt
Towering talent… one of mine
And the two things that She loves more than anything in life and neither of them are me are in Wicklow that’s gardening and shopping.
Powerscourt has them both... and don’t my credit cards know it?
One of Hers
And one of Jose’s
And lastly here we are the picture of happiness as taken by our Portuguese guide, photography fan and pal Jose.