Like the time I played the late, great Eric ‘The Crafty Cockney’ Bristow.
And he beat me, kneeling down and with his back away from the board.
But I won’t.
And will only leave you with my memory of an even earlier sports interview with the heroic Sid Waddell when I was in Aberdeen… www.visitscotland.com
Who repeated his praise of Bristow: ‘When Alexander of Macedonia was 33 he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer… Bristow’s only 27.’
Now I try the whiskies of the world wherever I find them and have become particularly partial to bourbon and rye from visiting Washington http://Easy DC and my cousin’s husband (he hails from Kentucky).
Which their Duckmaster parades through the Tennessee city’s hotel lobby.
The Duckmaster
With the main duck
So here’s a big shout-out to all our feathered friends in all their guises.
And a recommendation for a great Christmas present, a voucher for Hastings Hotels… www.hastingshotels.com.
Yes, I love a Belfast and Memphis duck at Christmas.
Now there’s something about ducks which brings out the big softie in me… it’s something about the big lips. And this video is gorgeous… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQ05_6jyHM
And my love for the Donald from my visits to Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim.
Peabody quackers
But there’s another hotel which instantly comes to mind when I think of Hastings.
And fear not Hastings you have the Irish pond all to yourselves.
Bandanaman the star and the duck in Hollywood
I refer, of course, to the Memphis Peabody Hotel ducks in America.Which you can check out at http://www.peabodymemphis.com
Which their Duckmaster parades through the Tennessee city’s hotel lobby.
The Duckmaster
With the main duck
So here’s a big shout-out to all our feathered friends in all their guises.
And a recommendation for a great Christmas present, a voucher for Hastings Hotels… www.hastingshotels.com.
Yes, I love a Belfast and Memphis duck at Christmas.
Although I still think that having had Prince Charles and Camilla visit they should bring out a Duck and Duckess of Cambridge.
Love a duck… Scottish and British
Now there’s something about ducks which brings out the big softie in me… it’s something about the big lips. And this video is gorgeous… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQ05_6jyHM
And my love for the Donald from my visits to Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim.
Peabody quackers
But there’s another hotel which instantly comes to mind when I think of Hastings.
And fear not Hastings you have the Irish pond all to yourselves.
Bandanaman the star and the duck in Hollywood
I refer, of course, to the Memphis Peabody Hotel ducks in America.Which you can check out at http://www.peabodymemphis.com
Which their Duckmaster parades through the Tennessee city’s hotel lobby.
The Duckmaster
With the main duck
So here’s a big shout-out to all our feathered friends in all their guises.
And a recommendation for a great Christmas present, a voucher for Hastings Hotels… www.hastingshotels.com.
Yes, I love a Belfast and Memphis duck at Christmas.
Hastings (and now I) have a flock of rubber ducks ranging from Rory Quackilroy to Duck of Thrones.
Although I still think that having had Prince Charles and Camilla visit they should bring out a Duck and Duckess of Cambridge.
Love a duck… Scottish and British
Now there’s something about ducks which brings out the big softie in me… it’s something about the big lips. And this video is gorgeous… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQ05_6jyHM
And my love for the Donald from my visits to Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim.
Peabody quackers
But there’s another hotel which instantly comes to mind when I think of Hastings.
And fear not Hastings you have the Irish pond all to yourselves.
Bandanaman the star and the duck in Hollywood
I refer, of course, to the Memphis Peabody Hotel ducks in America.Which you can check out at http://www.peabodymemphis.com
Hastings (and now I) have a flock of rubber ducks ranging from Rory Quackilroy to Duck of Thrones.
Although I still think that having had Prince Charles and Camilla visit they should bring out a Duck and Duckess of Cambridge.
Love a duck… Scottish and British
Now there’s something about ducks which brings out the big softie in me… it’s something about the big lips. And this video is gorgeous… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQ05_6jyHM
And my love for the Donald from my visits to Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim.
Peabody quackers
But there’s another hotel which instantly comes to mind when I think of Hastings.
And fear not Hastings you have the Irish pond all to yourselves.
Bandanaman the star and the duck in Hollywood
I refer, of course, to the Memphis Peabody Hotel ducks in America.Which you can check out at http://www.peabodymemphis.com
Hastings (and now I) have a flock of rubber ducks ranging from Rory Quackilroy to Duck of Thrones.
Although I still think that having had Prince Charles and Camilla visit they should bring out a Duck and Duckess of Cambridge.
Love a duck… Scottish and British
Now there’s something about ducks which brings out the big softie in me… it’s something about the big lips. And this video is gorgeous… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQ05_6jyHM
And my love for the Donald from my visits to Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim.
Peabody quackers
But there’s another hotel which instantly comes to mind when I think of Hastings.
And fear not Hastings you have the Irish pond all to yourselves.
Bandanaman the star and the duck in Hollywood
I refer, of course, to the Memphis Peabody Hotel ducks in America.Which you can check out at http://www.peabodymemphis.com
Hastings (and now I) have a flock of rubber ducks ranging from Rory Quackilroy to Duck of Thrones.
Although I still think that having had Prince Charles and Camilla visit they should bring out a Duck and Duckess of Cambridge.
Love a duck… Scottish and British
Now there’s something about ducks which brings out the big softie in me… it’s something about the big lips. And this video is gorgeous… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQ05_6jyHM
And my love for the Donald from my visits to Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim.
Peabody quackers
But there’s another hotel which instantly comes to mind when I think of Hastings.
And fear not Hastings you have the Irish pond all to yourselves.
Bandanaman the star and the duck in Hollywood
I refer, of course, to the Memphis Peabody Hotel ducks in America.Which you can check out at http://www.peabodymemphis.com
Hastings (and now I) have a flock of rubber ducks ranging from Rory Quackilroy to Duck of Thrones.
Although I still think that having had Prince Charles and Camilla visit they should bring out a Duck and Duckess of Cambridge.
Love a duck… Scottish and British
Now there’s something about ducks which brings out the big softie in me… it’s something about the big lips. And this video is gorgeous… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQ05_6jyHM
And my love for the Donald from my visits to Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim.
Peabody quackers
But there’s another hotel which instantly comes to mind when I think of Hastings.
And fear not Hastings you have the Irish pond all to yourselves.
Bandanaman the star and the duck in Hollywood
I refer, of course, to the Memphis Peabody Hotel ducks in America.Which you can check out at http://www.peabodymemphis.com
Hastings (and now I) have a flock of rubber ducks ranging from Rory Quackilroy to Duck of Thrones.
Although I still think that having had Prince Charles and Camilla visit they should bring out a Duck and Duckess of Cambridge.
Love a duck… Scottish and British
Now there’s something about ducks which brings out the big softie in me… it’s something about the big lips. And this video is gorgeous… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQ05_6jyHM
And my love for the Donald from my visits to Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim.
Peabody quackers
But there’s another hotel which instantly comes to mind when I think of Hastings.
And fear not Hastings you have the Irish pond all to yourselves.
Bandanaman the star and the duck in Hollywood
I refer, of course, to the Memphis Peabody Hotel ducks in America.Which you can check out at http://www.peabodymemphis.com
Hastings (and now I) have a flock of rubber ducks ranging from Rory Quackilroy to Duck of Thrones.
Although I still think that having had Prince Charles and Camilla visit they should bring out a Duck and Duckess of Cambridge.
Love a duck… Scottish and British
Now there’s something about ducks which brings out the big softie in me… it’s something about the big lips. And this video is gorgeous… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQ05_6jyHM
And my love for the Donald from my visits to Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim.
Peabody quackers
But there’s another hotel which instantly comes to mind when I think of Hastings.
And fear not Hastings you have the Irish pond all to yourselves.
Bandanaman the star and the duck in Hollywood
I refer, of course, to the Memphis Peabody Hotel ducks in America.Which you can check out at http://www.peabodymemphis.com
Hastings (and now I) have a flock of rubber ducks ranging from Rory Quackilroy to Duck of Thrones.
Although I still think that having had Prince Charles and Camilla visit they should bring out a Duck and Duckess of Cambridge.
Love a duck… Scottish and British
Now there’s something about ducks which brings out the big softie in me… it’s something about the big lips. And this video is gorgeous… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQ05_6jyHM
And my love for the Donald from my visits to Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim.
Peabody quackers
But there’s another hotel which instantly comes to mind when I think of Hastings.
And fear not Hastings you have the Irish pond all to yourselves.
Bandanaman the star and the duck in Hollywood
I refer, of course, to the Memphis Peabody Hotel ducks in America.Which you can check out at http://www.peabodymemphis.com
Hastings (and now I) have a flock of rubber ducks ranging from Rory Quackilroy to Duck of Thrones.
Although I still think that having had Prince Charles and Camilla visit they should bring out a Duck and Duckess of Cambridge.
Love a duck… Scottish and British
Now there’s something about ducks which brings out the big softie in me… it’s something about the big lips. And this video is gorgeous… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQ05_6jyHM
And my love for the Donald from my visits to Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim.
Peabody quackers
But there’s another hotel which instantly comes to mind when I think of Hastings.
And fear not Hastings you have the Irish pond all to yourselves.
Bandanaman the star and the duck in Hollywood
I refer, of course, to the Memphis Peabody Hotel ducks in America.Which you can check out at http://www.peabodymemphis.com
Hastings (and now I) have a flock of rubber ducks ranging from Rory Quackilroy to Duck of Thrones.
Although I still think that having had Prince Charles and Camilla visit they should bring out a Duck and Duckess of Cambridge.
Love a duck… Scottish and British
Now there’s something about ducks which brings out the big softie in me… it’s something about the big lips. And this video is gorgeous… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQ05_6jyHM
And my love for the Donald from my visits to Disney World in Orlando and Disneyland in Anaheim.
Peabody quackers
But there’s another hotel which instantly comes to mind when I think of Hastings.
And fear not Hastings you have the Irish pond all to yourselves.
Bandanaman the star and the duck in Hollywood
I refer, of course, to the Memphis Peabody Hotel ducks in America.Which you can check out at http://www.peabodymemphis.com
Time was when the golf clubs got packed away in August only to appear again in April.
But as Tiger Woods and his pals thrash it out in the corporate President’s Cup in Melbourne it’s a reminder that golf is an all-year round game.
And although winter is well and truly biting here in Ireland and in the UK some other countries’ winters are sunny.
While for others still it’s summer.
Spain and Portugal are regular destinations, and I can highly recommend the Paul McGinley golf school on the Campus In Quinta do Lago www.quintadolago.com in the Algarve…
While I’ve also ripped it and gripped it in Cannes on the Old Course… www.golfoldcourse.com, the continent’s oldest golf course where, alas, I forgot to shout ‘Quatre’.
And then there was going for bust in Las Vegas www.lvcva.com and on a golf range with skyscrapers in the foreground, with a pitcher of beer as accompaniment.
It was there in a swinging bar off the Strip that I met a charming couple who asked me if I was enjoying myself.
And recommended an equally lively resort in Cancun in Mexico.
She looked like a librarian, he a golfer.
I tried, of course, to ignore the dig to my ribs and nods from my fellow traveller Martin who was standing next to me at the bar.
He was only trying to tell me that it was more than 3-irons that were swinging in their hotel.
Fortunately you’ll not have to contend with any such shenanigans and will be able to get in a round or two, and much more besides, at this Cancun resort.
Our friends at the ITAA have pointed us in the direction of Classic Resorts’ seven nights in Cancun for next September from €2049 inclusive of flights.
You’ll be staying at the Moon Palace. Receive $1500 resort credit which can be used for spa treatments, weddings, special dinners, tours. And here’s the dealmaker… the golf.
There is a 16% tax and fee which can be paid in resort by cash/credit card on all items.
Better direct flights then. Ryanair www.ryanair.com has these Christmas crackers for travel in the New Year.
London from €9.99, Goteborg (which you and I know as Gothenburg) from €9.99, Cologne from €12.99, Luxembourg the same and Warsaw and Santander from €14.99..
Now, I’ve a Travel buddy who says he won’t go to the US while ‘that man’ is in charge.
By the same principle he won’t then be going to the UK. London is one of the world’s great cities and whoever inhabits No.10 Downing Street you won’t keep me away.