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Cruiseday Tuesday – the Greek islands

There are 6,000 to pick from… so there’s no disgrace if someone mentions their Greek island which, of course, you’ve never heard of.

We all know the well-known ones, Corfu, where 25 years ago next week Mrs M embarked on her life of joy (or marriage), Crete, Rhodes…

I’ll throw in Kythera (keith-erra) which is the birthplace of Aprhrodite and where I’m off to next week and will tell you about.

Not on a ship, though. But you can enjoy your own Greek islands on a 14-night Mediterranean Greek Isles trip with Royal Caribbean.

Acropolis now. Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com

Vision of the Seas sets sail from Barcelona on August 24 next year for Greece.

And remember next year is the 200th anniversary of modern Hellas.

So where will you go?

Cannes/Monte Carlo, Florence/Pisa (La Spezia), Rome (Civitavecchia), Athens, Mykonos, Kusadasi (Epheseus), Istanbul and Santorini.

From €1981pp based on two people sharing which comes to €3962. Visit http://www.royalcaribbean.ie.

And you want to see what a Royal Caribbean ship looks like, here’s my latest time on board https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/08/23/surfing-the-seas-in-barcelona/.

Princess ‘road’ test

Everything works perfectly

Only a fool would drive out on the road without first putting it through its paces in a road test.

And the same is the case with cruise ships.

It’s just that a ship is a bit bigger and there are more tests to do.

Hence Princess Cruises spending six days of tests out on the water.

Setting out from Fincantieri Shipyard in Monfalcone, Italy the experts tested out a series of manoeuvres to challenge the propulsion, steering and navigational equipment.

The ship will sail a short season in the Mediterranean before heading to the Caribbean. 

You will get to enjoy the  Princess MedallionClass experience. featuring the complimentary OceanMedallion wearable device, modelled below by this model.

And this is my latest experience of the Royal brand… https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/07/30/cruiseday-tuesday-the-princesss-medallion-man/.

Ahoy, there

Now you want an offer…. Princess Cruises has a seven-day Eastern Caribbean voyage on Sky Princess, departing February 22.

It will sail from Fort Lauderdale with ports of call in Princess Cays (Bahamas), St Thomas and St Maarten.

There is a special offer available with prices from £1,099pp for a mini-suite. Visit http://www.princess.com

Majorca corker

Crystal blue seas: Majorca. Photo by Zach Besley on Pexels.com

My first cruise voyage took me from Nice to Barcelona and stopping off in Majorca, one of the jewels of the Med.

And far, far more than Magaluf…

TUI know it. And they are tempting us further with €150 off per booking on sailings from November 1 – October 31.

Dublin to Majorca, May 19. On board Marella Dream – Spanish Delights, inside cabin, AI, seven nights from €1,039pps.

Or June 16, Cork to Majorca on Marella Dream, inside cabin, AI, seven nights from €1149pps.

Or June 6, Shannon to Majorca on Marella Discovery – Highlights of the Mediterranean, inside cabin, AI, seven nights from €1,389pps.

Visit http://www.tuiholidays.ie. Or call 1850 45 35 45.

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Moanday Morning – Buffets

Or more precisely hot plates.

I don’t know where the Pepes have gone, Pepe the Spanish waiter who befriended me in Portinatx in Ibiza when I was six.

Of course! Buffets replaced Pepe years ago.

And so you never get to know your waiter now.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Not from a buffet, that’s for sure.

Good enough to leave

It’s just somebody who comes in from the kitchen, slaps down some slop and then disappears scowling back from whence they came.

Fried eggs, forget it.

Instead of the colour of the sun they invariably look orange, while the scrambled eggs have a skin on them.

Boiled eggs? In an egg cup please.

OK, skip the eggs then.

And if you’re a carnivore like me then it’s over to the bacon canister (and doesn’t steel just scream appetising).

How the Cubans do it: In Miami

But then the bacon doesn’t sizzle, is limp as a vicar’s handshake and the sausages are like a baby’s fingers.

With about as much meat.

So, are they all bad? Well, no.

Of course the Irish are known for their fry.

And best among them is the Ulster Fry. Try any Hastings Hotel www.hastingshotels.com. And the best of them is Van Morrison.

Read my review Belfast Chilled.

There’s still sone left

While the Germans love their meat… And read about my travels there… Dresden and Hamburg.

And visit https://www.germany.travel/en-mobile/index.html

Buffets in the Middle East are like much else, a culture shock.

Serve it up: German fare

And, of course, you will have a break from pork. So it’s chicken sausages. An acquired taste.

Many of us in our rushed lives take our breakfast on the go.

I do too but on the go means a plane or a ship.

This will be the Turkish Airlines Business Class then to Istanbul. www.turkishairlines.com. Read how Istanbul was my cup of tea…

And this Celebrity Edge in Fort Lauderdale www.celebritycruises.ie

Yes, you’re right. It’s fruit… in Florida

Of course the best bet is to get your Mammy to get it for you.

She’s using a lame excuse these days though that she’s 90.

But Mums never get to retire.

You can’t expect me to wash up, Mum!
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The Beatles in Hamburg – With Stefanie Hempel

Next year will mark 60 years since the Beatles did their first gig in Hamburg.

In the Indra Club on the Grosse Freiheit in the Reeperhbahn in St Pauli.

It was the first of 48 nights they played in the German port city.

John Lennon was to say when asked what it was like growing up in Liverpool: ‘I didn’t grow up in Liverpool, I grew up in Hamburg.’

Nobody knows the story of Der Fab Four in Hamburg better than Stefanie Hempel who will take you on a guided music tour around their favourite haunts.

And sing you their songs along the way.

On the ukelele.

Which was George Harrison’s favourite instrument.

Just one of the many things you didn’t know but will after Stefanie has finished with you.

Stefanie’s music tour is without a shadow of a doubt the best music tour I have ever been on.

Just when you think that she has exhausted her backlog of stories she will come up with another.

Stefanie, of course, is a true believer and had a picture of John above her bed as a young girl.

She is also one of the first (and I will promise you, the best) Beatles tour guide in the city.

Stefanie gave us three hours of her time and finished up with a three-song set in the Reeperbahn Museum.

August 17 was the date that The Beatles played their first song at the Indra. I would love to be back listening to Stefanie on that date next year.

And I bet that John will be smiling down on her too when she does belt out In My Life.

For a recap on a couple of wunderbar days in Hamburg then give this an oul’ read https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/hamburgers-and-ships/ and https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/why-german-trains-always-run-on-time/.

And visit http://www.hamburg.com. And of course http://www.hempels-musictour.de/en/ .

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Portuguese portcullises – Castelo de Almourol

Medieval castles are all wrapped up in our imagination with damsels in distress.

And ever the knight in shining armour I am always there to protect my lady’s honour.

We’re in Castelo de Almourol in the middle of the River Tagus in Portugal.

It is our wedding anniversary week.

And this is without doubt the most stunning setting for a castle that I have witnessed first hand. https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/secret-portugal/.

And again, I have set eyes on and enjoyed the charms of Neuschwanstein in Bavaria, Germany.

But Mrs M was but a dream then, clicking away at her camera.

While I was drinking away her taxes on a Munich Beerfest trip.

Oblivious that her knight would come along one day in the guise of a bandana-wearing, hairy-arsed Scotsman.

And now for the history… not ours. You know too much already!

But this gorgeous castle.

When the Christians rolled up here in 1129, the castle existed as Almorolan.

You’ll see the mark of the Knights Templar all around this castle.

And the Knights I know well from visiting Malta. Here’s a wee reminder https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/malta-easer/

I’m the benchmark

Together with the castles of Tomar, Zêzere and Cardiga, it formed part of a defensive line of fortifications along the River Tagus.

And good defences they are too, Portugal’s border with Spain is the longest continuous line in Europe.

After the Knights Templar were disbanded and the need to defend the territory had passed, the castle lay abandoned.

And forgotten until the 19th century when restoration began, the evidence of which we see today

And if you want to know more about this jewel of Portugal then visit http://www.centerofportugal.com and avail of http://www.aerlingus.com and http://www.ryanair.com and http://www.flytap.com.

Next week: Another castle.

MEET YOU ON THE RAMPARTS

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Give us this Day – Christ in a cross-dress

I’m going to ask my parish priest if we can put a skirt on Jesus.

No, it’s not heresy.

This is actually what they do in Tenerife.

Which if you’re a regular visitor to this blog you’ll know is where I spent a few days last week.

The church in question is San Cristóbal de La Laguna or Catedral de Nuestra Señora de los Remedios.

Of course, the mantra for this column and its weekend sister column This Sporting Weekend is ‘where you play and pray.’

And I try to pop my head around as many chapel, synagogue or mosque doors as I can on my travels.

But never in my time have I seen Jesus on the cross with what on first look appeared to be a tutu.

I’m indebted here to my new friend Lizzie for doing the research on this one for me.

Our Lady will know

Lizzie flags up the Christ in a skirt (and that’s our shorthand) from Lima in Peru.

The story goes that this is one of many paintings of a sculpted crucifix that hangs in Cuzco’s cathedral.

The statue was believed to have brought the great earthquake of 1650 to an end.

Save us, O Lord

After the quake, painted copies of the Crucifix were made.

But the only explanation that I can get on why the Tenerife church was on the same wavelength was that they had similar in Burgos on the Camino.

I’m guessing that it is because they wanted some divine protection from one of the hundred or so volcanoes on the island.

He’s got his loin cloth on here

I also see that he’s got the old guna (that’s Irish for a dress, btw) on in Scicli in a gorge in the Val di Noto in Sicily.

And they are an island with a rather big volcano at its heart.

For more on Tenerife, and there’s a full review coming, read https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/09/02/tenerife-and-scotland-wave-the-same-flag/ https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/09/03/vegging-out-in-tenerife/ https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/09/04/a-walk-in-the-park-tenerife/ https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/09/05/hungry-and-thursday-wrinkly-potatoes/ https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/09/05/jocktails-tenerife-coffee-liqueurs/

And here’s another: In the Lalaguna Cathedral

And here are the websites you need… http://www.webtenerife.com http://www.webtenerife.co.uk http://www.aerlingus.com.

Now I’m going… straight to Hell!

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Strictly Jim Dancing – with Judy Murray

Start Daaaaancing… the new season of Britain’s favourite television entertainment show is back.

And already there’s a big talking point.

Jamie Laing has had to pull out after injuring his foot in the group dance which left him unable to walk.

Leaving us all wondering two things: Who will the awesome Oti now dance with?

And who the flip is Jamie Laing?

I’m reliably informed that he is a ‘star’ from the reality TV show Made In Chelsea.

We have been introduced to all the other new stars…

And a new judge, Motsi Babuse, above, who has big stilettos to fill in Darcey Busell but comes across as delightful.

And of course in best Brucie fashion we have our ‘favourites’.

Twinkle toes

Alex Scott, the bookies’ hot tip at 4-1 comes across as a right good ‘un from her stints on TV sport. And she looks great in a dress.

There are a couple of other sporty types I recognise – the former England goalkeeper, and beanpole, David James who looks ready made for some Calamity James headlines.

And rower James Cracknell who is sticking his oar in already.

Anneka Rice obviously loves a challenge, although that will be lost on viewers of a certain age.

While I recognise Catherine Tyldesley from Corrie although I haven’t watched it for yonks, probably since Reg Holdsworth.

Just some of my moves… with the Fijians in Dublin this year

My eyes lit up when I thought there would be a Spice Girl dancing only to see that it was Emma Barton who apparently was Honey Mitchell in EastEnders.

A gap in my pop culture although I hope I’ve made up for that by knowing Michelle Visage.

The perfect Visage

From RuPaul’s Drag Race, a favourite telly show of my own Little Dancing Queen.

And how did all this sneak into a Travel blog, other than it’s my blog and my rules.

Well, I did ‘dance’ with Strictly legend Judy Murray at The Campus in Quinto da Lago in Portugal and it gives me a chance to reprise the picture and story https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/06/12/sportugal/.

Visit http://www.bbc.co.uk for all your other Strictly news. And of course now that I’ve flagged up The Campus follow this website http://www.quintadolago.com.

Keeeep Dancing.

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This Sporting Weekend – Internationals

I first learned about the world through watching sport – World Cups, Olympics, the golf.

The planet always gets a little bit smaller when your country is facing Kazakhstan in the footie.

Or your rugby team tries for the umpteenth time to beat New Zealand.

While the cricketers are ducking out of the way of a West Indian fast bowler or having their blood twisted by a Sri Lankan spinner.

Or your runners are trying to chase down a Kenyan or an Ethiopian.

It, of course, prompts an interest in those countries particularly if you then talk to the fans who have been there.

Or the pre-competition build-up shows you the sites.

Football and cricket: In the Maldives

International sport follows a calendar as predictable as the sun and moon.

And thank the heavens it does, and we often choose to settle our differences on the field of play rather than on the battlefield.

This weekend on the calendar has been international week in European football where our nations aim to qualify for the European Championships.

And Scotland lose. This time to Russia.

The contact came prior to the match, just as it always does from the Son and Heir.

I guess he still wants to make sure I’ll keep my promise of taking him to a major championship when Scotland qualify.

Irie: It’s rum time and cricket in Barbados

Of course at 23 he is too young for that ever having been a consideration.

And so I have found my sport where I could find it. Playing football and cricket with the Sri Lankan staff in the Maldives https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/08/12/atoll-tale-the-maldives/.

Or watching the cricket in Barbados https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/my-kiss-with-rihanna/. Of course, it’s always better when you’ve got a rum in your hands.

Play and pray

I’ve always believed the best way to find out about a country and its people is by going to where the play and pray.

But seeing this is the day that God made for sport and tomorrow is the Sabbath let’s stick with the sport for now.

Slam dunk: In Memphis

America has its Big Four, baseball, basketball, ice hockey and American Football and I love to clue in on them when I’m in the good ole’ US of A.

Here I am above in Memphis where the Grizzlies play https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/the-promised-land-martin-luther-king/, https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/the-story-of-the-blues/.

Taking the Mickey: With the Angels in Anaheim

And outside the California Angels baseball park in Anaheim with their most famous local https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/06/22/my-weekend-with-marilyn/ and https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/07/03/stair-wars-3/.

Alas the Angels did not play their part in the bargain by losing to Oakland when I went to see them.

They could have done with this fella, who honed his skills in the Washington Capitals’ stadium https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/home/easy-dc-2/.

A swing and a hit: At Washington’s ground

Anaheim boasts the team with the best name of all, the Ducks. Though don’t for one minute call him Donald.

He’s Wild Wing, and believe me he has a wild look in is eye. Needed for that sport.

Duck: Me and Wild Wing in Anaheim

So whatever sport you follow, it’s the taking part, not the winning, that matters.

And if you believe that then you need to get out and watch more sport.

Now I’m away to book my tickets for the World Cup in Qatar in 2022. And I will check out the country beforehand http://www.visitqatar.qa and its airline carrier which I know and recommend http://www.qatarairways.com.

The European Championships… yes, I’ll watch them and follow my second favourite team. The one that is playing England!

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Holiday Snaps – UNESCO sites and bike treks

Mariaclaudia kept us on a tight leash which is as it should be and is fiercely proud of her Padova.

Which is why her antennae pinged when I asked to be dropped off at the train station during free time.

Of course she drew out of me that I was going to spend the afternoon in Venice.

And that I would be taking two Venice tyros with me.

Against type I took a clean shirt and tie with me in my rucksack for the official function at the Padova Botanical Gardens, the world’s first, opened in 1545..

For emergencies… and yes, the train was late and so were we.

‘The Dragon’ wasn’t so preemptive and drew withering glances for wearing a t-shirt and boardies.

There are other ways to traverse the Veneto region that you’re more in control of such as on your bike.

Freedom Treks have the field covered and to celebrate the 75th anniversary of UNESCO they are flagging up Bolzano to Venice among others.

A seven-night Bolzano to Venice Hotel & Bike self-guided tour, taking in Padova, departing this month, costs from £746 pp (two sharing) and includes B&B accommodation in four-and-three star hotels.

You’ll have luggage transportation, travel guide with maps and route notes and GPS tracks available on request.

Get on your bike in the Veneto region

There will be a welcome meeting, local contact number for assistance, four-hour ferry cruise on Lake Garda, entrance to Villa Valmarana ai Nani and ice cream in Vicenza.

Return flights, transfers, bike hire, cycle helmet and local taxes extra.
Freedom Treks (01273 224 066, www.freedomtreks.co.uk).

And for a reminder on all that Padua and the Veneto region has to offer https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/08/11/give-us-this-day-padova/

Travel in our footsteps

Typical street in Vejer de la Frontera, Andalusia, Spain

The effervescent Eva (and you’ll be hearing a lot more about mine hostess) had put our CanariaWays.com http://www.canariaways.com group to bed in Tenerife.

And was already thinking of her next group in Tenerife.

I will come back to Tenerife, both in person and on this blog, but I don’t want to ignore the rest of Spain.

After all there are two million visits from Ireland every year.

Every year in Trinity College our travel circuit are treated to the company of the signors and ignores of Seville.

And some flamenco dancing which has me twirling and clicking and swirling all the way home. Filled with vino naturally.

The traffic lights stop on this street: In Andalusia

Travel Department’s trip to Costa de la Luz in Andalusia also includes Seville, the Moorish town of Niebla, a wine museum at Bodegas Andrade. And a walking tour in the vineyards.

Prices start from €659pp for seven nights including return flights, 4* half-board hotel accommodation, transfers, and excursions with an expert local guide, departing this month and next.

Plaza de Espana – Spanish Square in Seville, Andalusia, Spain

For more information or to book, CLICK HERE or call 01-6371600.

The four-hour flight

Moroccan culture. Photo by Nicolas Postiglioni on Pexels.com

A deal maker for many is flights under four hours and Sunway http://www.sunway.ie has them aplenty and is happy to share.

Morocco felt like the nearest furthest place I’d visited when I went there 15 years ago. And probably still is.

Marakech, the Pink City, is a hustle and bustle of souks and stall-holders, snakes and spices.

More of which another time but let’s flag up the charms of its little brother, Agadir.

The natives. Photo by Edwin Vossen on Pexels.com

Sunway has seven nights self-catering at the 2*+ Intouriste Apartments from  October 26.

From €399 price including flights/return airport transfers/ accommodation/20kg FREE baggage

Agadir offers several kilometres of beach, kayaking, surfing, hiking, nearby golf clubs, and road trips through Berber villages.

Ah yes, it’s all coming back to me.

Cultural Ireland

Reflections of Dublin. Photo by Mark Dalton on Pexels.com

There are some holiday providers who really get you under the skin of a country and G Adventures http://www.gadventures.co.uk are right up there.

As I found out when I took a group trip with them to Jordan https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/05/11/petra-carved-into-my-heart/. And https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/petra-jordan-jesus-and-the-sands-of-time/

G Adventures and National Geographic Expeditions are into the fifth year of their joint partnership.

And they have added eight new trips to their National Geographic Journeys collection.

Blarney Castle. Photo by Chris Carter on Pexels.com

There are three new countries to the Journeys product line. As well as us here in Ireland there’s Singapore and Greece.

It doesn’t surprise me that Ireland is included. I remember well a story-telling afternoon in an authentic Irish cottage in Killiney, Co. Dublin when I stayed at the Fitzpatrick Castle Hotel http://www.fitzpatrickcastlehotel.com.

For those who don’t live in Ireland, why not?

And here’s their package: Iconic Ireland – 9 Days from €2,449. 

Uncover Celtic culture and admire medieval architecture across the stunning countryside, and delve into historic Dublin and the rebel city of Cork. Eat, dance, and sing with the locals.

Of course you’ll also kiss the Blarney Stone.

Croatian delights

The Plitvice Lakes in Croatia

Must split… the Scary One is calling.

But before I go (and I’ll sneak back for more updates) let me tempt you with Split and Croatia.

I’ll be stopping off on my way to Medjugorge where I’ll complete the set of Fatima, Lourdes and Medj next month and sharing.

Travel Department has an Undiscovered Croatia package highlighting the medieval town of Zagreb and a wildlife walk through the UNESCO World Heritage Site of Plitvice Lakes National Park.

See, my ramblings all come around in the end.

You’ll also be charmed by Opatija, Rijeka and Pula.

Prices start from €859pp for 7 nights including return flights, B&B or half-board 4* hotel accommodation, transfers and guided excursions, departing this month and next.

For more info or to book, click here or call 01-6371600.

And if I’ve still got your attention I’m hearing that you want more Snaps. So I’ll snap to it.

MEET YOU ON THE ROAD

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Flyday Friday – Emirates and the Rugby World Cup

I’ll be conflicted when Scotland face Ireland in the Rugby World Cup on September 22 in Yokohama as I’m of the Irish-Scots variety.

But I’m thinking that a draw would suit both just fine.

One thing is for sure that when it comes to the party then the Scots and the Irish will be clinking glasses.

Two thousand Green Army foot soldiers will be flying with Emirates http://www.emirates.ie to Japan. And but for a pesky raffle ticket number I’d be too.

My numbers were too low, but congratulations to the winner (no, really).

Talking rugby: Wayne and Tommy

I had spent lunch with Tommy Bowe who was doing a Q&A session with Wayne Barnes ahead of him refereeing the Ireland v Wales game at the Aviva this afternoon.

The pair shared some good bonhomie as they recalled past matches including the iconic 2009 Ireland Grand Slam match with Wales.

How Tommy Bowe had come on as a replacement only to have to go off again with a broken leg which elicited the reply from the ref: ‘Oh, Tommy.’

This will be Wayne’s last Rugby World Cup and I wish him well. I’ll share more nuggets like this in your weekly This Sporting Weekend column tomorrow.

But for now check out Emirates’ best deals to Japan which you’ll fall in love with when you see the rugby action on TV.

Winter warmers

I Amsterdam… and so is she

I thought my friends at Aer Lingus http://www.aerlingus.com knew me better because they posited that we needed to avoid the temptation to hibernate for the next six months.

As if.

Aer Lingus won’t be putting their feet up either.

They have 2 million seats on sale until September 23.

They have European fares from €29.99 one way for travel from October 1 to December 16.

And fares from North America from €159 each way when booked as part of a return trip and valid from November 1 to March 31.

Here’s myself and the Scary One livin’ it and lovin’ it in Amsterdam https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/pictures-of-amsterdam/.

Wendy is the business

Wall to wall. Photo by Tom Fisk on Pexels.com

Returning to Japan for a minute and there are few people who know more about Asia than Wendy Wu http://www.wendywutours.ie.

Wendy Wu Tours are offering free one-way Business Class upgrades with Cathay Pacific http://www.cathaypacific.com on selected China & Japan offers.

The upgrades are available both ways from €1199. This offer is based on flights from Dublin while Shannon and Cork add-ons are an additional €100pp.

Valid one-way only on inbound flights from Beijing, Shanghai, Chengdu and Guilin in China and from Tokyo and osaka in Japan.

Booking dates September until October 7.

A quick browse of their many offers and I found Jewels of Japan, 11 days from €6190pp and nine days In Pursuit of Panda from €2490pp.

And, of course, we’re on the road to Japan with https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/08/23/countdown-to-japan-monkeys/ and https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/08/10/this-sporting-weekend-rugbys-big-in-japan/

MEET YOU IN THE SKIES

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Cruising all over the world

Whatever and wherever I go I will still be playing catch up with The Scary One who sailed around the world as a child.

Her father was working in Australia and while they flew out there from England they returned by working ship.

In the eight weeks they were on board they crossed the Equator where they had a Nepture party and went through the Panama Canal.

She also has a Polynesian shell necklace as a keepsake.

G’day: Sydney

But she did have to go to school while she was there – I guess it was the best geography lesson you will ever have.

All of which came to mind when the longest ever continuous world cruise set sail, with Viking, from London this week and passed through Dublin.

Alas, I was climbing a volcano at the time so did not get the chance to get on board for a ship visit.

Just as well really as they wouldn’t have got me off.

Hong Kong garden

Viking’s Ultimate World Cruise takes you on a 245-day saunter around the globe to return on May 2.

By then it will have visited six continents, 59 countries and 113 of the world’s greatest cities and ports.

With overnight stays in 22 destinations.

And there are the natural wonders.

So that’ll be the Great Barrier Reef to the Amazon rainforest, from the Pyramids to the Norwegian Fjords.

And I can vouch that traversing the fjords is filled with mystery and awe https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/the-call-of-the-fjords/

Viking is also flagging up Machu Picchu and the ancient marvel of Angkor Wat.

Now that our cruise myself and the Scary One saw us meet a Viking or two on board and you’ll get a feel of Scandinavia on board here.

Malteser pleaser

Being on board for 245 days you’ll want to know that there is enough to do.

As if…

Relax on board

There are two swimming pools, a fitness centre, two cinemas, a theatre and LivNordic spa.

Where if you’re up for it, you can take the Nordic bathing ritual and snow grotto.

And there are EIGHT different options.

But like The Scary One back in the day you’ll have to work… with Viking Resident Historians and guest lecturers shedding light on each destination.

Of course there will be downtime! And there will be musical performances covering different genres, time periods and regions.

Shanghai surprise

The package includes return flights, complimentary shore excursion in each port, evening entertainment, all onboard meals and gratuities and free Wi-Fi.

Ultimate World Cruise guests also receive a Business Class airfare. http://Ultimate World Cruise .

Transfers to and from the ship, three complimentary visa services, free luggage shipping services for embarkation.

And Vikings Silver Spirits beverage package covering virtually all drinks on board.

Stairway to heaven

So how much?

The lead-in price starts at £66,990p with remaining cabins from £82,990pp.

Guests also have the choice to sail lone of two shorter segments of the cruise.

Between the 127-day Viking World Treasures departing from London to Los Angeles on 31 August Viking World Treasures. Between the 127-day Viking World Treasures departing from London to Los Angeles on 31 August .

With remaining cabins from £41,390pp on the 119-day Viking World Wonders Viking World Wonders itinerary diapering from LA to London on 4 January.

OK, but we’ve missed the tour and are dying to get on the next one!

Pooling your talents

Viking also has a new 161-day 2020-2021 Viking World Cruise 2020-2021 Viking World Cruise departing from Miami to London on December 2020. with a lead-in price of £45,995pp.

Visit http://www.vikingcruises.co.uk or call (0800) 298 97 00.